I may or may not be the mom who refuses to allow you to
complain.
I may or may not be the mom who dances in the rain.
I may or may not be the mom who busts out in song driving
down the road, or in front of your friends.
I may or may not be the mom who has crazy rules about the
contact lens.
I may or may not be the mom who overnights a calculator
I may or may not be the mom who is a terrible navigator.
I may or may not be the mom who stops at 3 restaurants for 1
meal
I may or may not be the mom who will hand over her last
bill.
I may or may not be the mom who plays games instead of
completing chores
I may or may not be the mom who yells over slamming doors
I may or may not be the mom who allowed you to pick your own
clothes because she couldn’t decide.
I may or may not be the mom who let chores slide
I may or may not be the mom who insists homework to be done
I may or may not be the mom who signed up for every classroom
party because it was fun.
I may or may not be the mom who runs all over town to find
the perfect dress
I may or may not be the mom who insists on your best
I may or may not be the mom who will stalk you, track you,
go crazy mom on you til the cows come home.
I may or may not be the mom who is gullible enough to buy an
instyler or floam.
I may or may not be the mom who allows you to make mistakes
on your own
I may or may not be the mom who prays for you all day long
I may or may not be the mom who yells, screams and cusses
I may or may not be the mom who forgets and fusses
I may or may not be the mom to take you toilet papering and
to ride roller coasters.
I may or may not be the mom who gets so mad over a silly
toaster.
I may or may not be the mom to stay up and go shopping at
midnight
I may or may not have been the mom to fly a kite.
I am the mom who loves you with all her might!
